Dance Class...Where's Max?

Hi All, thanks for taking a peek at my blog.  Tonight's topic - Dance Class
    Friday night dance class..it's not Dancing With The Stars, but for us middle-aged suburban gals, it is something to look forward to at the end of the week. Granted, there is no bare-chested Max, but the cast of characters (students) include:

   1. The married couples who actually want to learn how to dance. These are a rare breed.  Although it appears the husband is there to perfect his dance steps, I suspect he might be more interested in placating his wife and thus gain more time on the golf course with his buddies the following day.
   2. Single men and women who want to learn how to dance...also a rare breed...skip to #3
   3. Single men and women who want a legitimate opportunity to touch the opposite sex.                                                                                                                                                                                Mr.Dance Instructor is a no-nonsense, ex-high school teacher who has been around the block more than once and knows exactly who his students are and what they want.  Everyone must rotate dance partners every few minutes. Dance "practice posture" is used so nobody gets too frisky.  Each student is to wear a name-tag. Most guys are truthful and use their real names - but I did date a guy once who always used an alias.  He could have been known as Mr. Two-Left Feet and maybe that's why he concealed his true identity.
   Even if you don't meet Mr. Right, you do learn to dance.  Thanks to my $3 dance class, I can waltz, rumba and swing (both East Coast and West Coast!)  It's fun...put on your dancing shoes and give it a try!